This Cheng Meng had Piggy thinking......grandma stayed in a better place then piggy. Although the apartment is a bit crampy but it has first rate window scenary, overlooking a beautiful garden and a big man made lake with some 'lei' fishes. There is even some man made bangau there and some bunga teratai. They have first rate services ( the occupants are unlikely to complain anyway), place is clean, no shoes allowed. They even have a first rate PA system that provided entertainment. And you only pay a one off payment.
Q : Where does grandma stayed?
A : Grandma's eternal retirement home is the Chemor Memorial Park, next to the biggest horse stud farm in Asia. (yes there are a lot of sexy horses snorting there every year piggy pass by....)
Makes piggy thinking of buying a place there too. The only fault is the locker door dimension doesn't really fit into the doorway. Took 1/2 hour to force the door open accompanied by Elder's lamentations of ' ah po is angry' and 'ah po is pouting and locking herself in cause we didn't come last year' . Esperated Piggy replied " ah Po, if you continue sulking, I am bring all my gifts back with me and you won't have any pocket money this year'. Suprisingly, the damn locker door opened. Talk about spooky. Anyway asked Cousin who worked in a factory to bring some lubricant next year and nope, Cousin doesn't work in Durex factory.
After burning about 100 joss sticks and the offerings, we are ready to go back. Before that, we have to go back to the locker to pay our last respects.....
Elder : Ah ma, see see all the grandson and grandaughters all come visit you. They are very 'hao
soon'. Quick quick call popo.
Cousin 1 : Ah po
Cousin 2 : AH PO, we come visit you
Cousin 3 &4 : ah Po...
Cousin-n : ah po....!!
Pig : ah Po....we come see you.
Elder : Ah Ma, your grandkids all very big lio. All very 'hao soon' .. You must "po yau" they all very healthy, study one can get good results, work one is work smoothly.....
Cousin 2 : England win this year world cup....!
Elder : What the......*Slap Cousin 2's head*
Pig : o_O ( nowadays kids....)
Cousin 3 : Eh, ah ma...like that can I ask ah Po to give me more hair ah... *run away*
Pig : ROFL
Q : Where does grandma stayed?
A : Grandma's eternal retirement home is the Chemor Memorial Park, next to the biggest horse stud farm in Asia. (yes there are a lot of sexy horses snorting there every year piggy pass by....)
Makes piggy thinking of buying a place there too. The only fault is the locker door dimension doesn't really fit into the doorway. Took 1/2 hour to force the door open accompanied by Elder's lamentations of ' ah po is angry' and 'ah po is pouting and locking herself in cause we didn't come last year' . Esperated Piggy replied " ah Po, if you continue sulking, I am bring all my gifts back with me and you won't have any pocket money this year'. Suprisingly, the damn locker door opened. Talk about spooky. Anyway asked Cousin who worked in a factory to bring some lubricant next year and nope, Cousin doesn't work in Durex factory.
After burning about 100 joss sticks and the offerings, we are ready to go back. Before that, we have to go back to the locker to pay our last respects.....
Elder : Ah ma, see see all the grandson and grandaughters all come visit you. They are very 'hao
soon'. Quick quick call popo.
Cousin 1 : Ah po
Cousin 2 : AH PO, we come visit you
Cousin 3 &4 : ah Po...
Cousin-n : ah po....!!
Pig : ah Po....we come see you.
Elder : Ah Ma, your grandkids all very big lio. All very 'hao soon' .. You must "po yau" they all very healthy, study one can get good results, work one is work smoothly.....
Cousin 2 : England win this year world cup....!
Elder : What the......*Slap Cousin 2's head*
Pig : o_O ( nowadays kids....)
Cousin 3 : Eh, ah ma...like that can I ask ah Po to give me more hair ah... *run away*
Pig : ROFL
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